I wrote this in 2007 after my PC was flooded with 1,000’s of emails. After stumbling upon it, I thought, it is still relevant today! Just a little humour, but aware Spam has caused many heartaches. Just be aware!

Spam I am!

I am Spam, Spam I am

Please don’t send me to your trash can

I can help you with your looks,

Or sell you any number of books

Is your organ too small?

That’s not a problem anymore,

just add a credit card, and click the link

Hey presto, it’s easier than you think!

I am Spam, Spam I am

don’t delete me,

I’m a reasonable man.

Look, look at this amount,

this is how much I can put in your account,

Just send me your bank details with a grin,

And I will be richer than you can imagine.

I am spam, Spam I am

and no, I’m not chicken, beef or ham,

I’m your high-speed connection to all that is great.

I know you want to click, oh don’t wait.

Degrees, gold bars and facelifts don’t wince;

whatever you want just to open the door I’m your Nigerian Prince,

oh, and don’t believe all this stuff about a crisis

What me! Inflicting your computer with a virus?

That’s what they will tell, that I’m illegal to send,

but who will you turn to, for your heart to mend?

I am Spam, Spam I am

Please don’t send me to the trash can.